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Gift Returns

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Add a Punchline to Our Gift Return Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean! At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch. Congratulations to Ron Szwajkowski, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Rudolph and Santa comic: I thought I saw Blitzens collar in the trash when we …

Frank

6:37 am on Friday, January 4, 2013

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