Female Reproductive System

Well, that grabbed your attention didn't it??  That's the chapter we started today. And with a room full of women you would think the giggles would be kept to a minimum? Nope. I wonder what they are going to do when we get to the male reproductive system.

There is this girl behind me and I think I have written about her before, but can't remember what I named her! Maybe blondie, anyways, the instructor is going through things and all I hear behind me is "oh gross,"  "oh my God, that would suck," and "oh I wonder if that hurts."  Girlfriend, go talk to someone who gave birth and they will let you know! And the instructor was shocked that someone said they used cabbage leaves, ya know, for when you are not breast feeding a baby. She was hysterical about it, she couldn't couldn't get over it.  Sorry if I am grossing anyone out here. 

Today was my last keyboarding class. Thank the good Lord for that.  How many people are going back to see how many typing errors I have in here? Haha.  I don't know how much longer I could have taken that class. And having someone stand over your shoulder and watch you type is not my thing (take note hubby). There was an actual multiple choice test in keyboarding today.  Here is a sample: What key do you push to make all the letters capital?  a.) shift b.) num lock c.) control d.) CAPS lock or e.) none of the above. And there were true or false questions too, like, you are supposed hunch over and put your head on the desk when typing. True (T) or False (F). Once again, I am glad that class is done. I wish they would come out with next semester's schedule already. I want to figure out a schedule so I can get a job too. Or get a job and work my school schedule around that, which is the most likely thing to happen at this point. 
And anyone who reads this, please keep your fingers crossed that I find some kind of job.

Peace.  HAHA

This is part of the Sept. 22, 2011 edition of Student Mom.