Add the Punchline to Our UFO Abduction Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Leda, who provided the winning punchline to 

I also never have to worry about the toilet seat being up anymore, he does his business outside.

wally w June 18, 2012 at 05:36 PM
I can't wait to blow out the candles on my next birthday cake!
Leda June 18, 2012 at 06:12 PM
"Bob! Stop complaining about always being picked last and help me and Sparky down!!
Katie Kelly June 20, 2012 at 08:57 PM
That husband sure got lucky, that wife looks hideous even for a cartoon
Nancy June 25, 2012 at 11:41 AM
"There's lasagna in the freezer, Bill! 45 minutes at 350 degrees!"
Nancy June 25, 2012 at 11:42 AM
"Carol, does this mean we're not having meat loaf tonight?"


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