Add the Punchline to Our Crawling in the Desert Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Rommazontz, who provided the winning punchline to 

Daddy, Barry wiped his ass on my elephant!!

Rommazontz May 25, 2012 at 09:50 PM
And in the end, Carl was unsuccessful in explaining why he needed wheels on his chair.
Leda May 29, 2012 at 08:29 PM
Do I look like a mirage?
Man on the Street May 30, 2012 at 03:14 PM
The Will County Treasurer’s Office does not calculate your property tax bill. The Treasurer’s office only is responsible for mailing you a bill and collecting the tax.
Moe May 30, 2012 at 10:08 PM
keep giving us rich folks tax breaks so we can provide these wonderful jobs for you!
Fouad Ali May 30, 2012 at 10:23 PM
"Welcome to (insert company with poor service reputation here) customer service. How may I help you?"


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