You are such a tool...

They are laughing, because the joke that Obama is! He's a clown in office. They are laughing too, because abortionist and their supporters will get their ultimate punishment in due time. Remember the hit song "Disco inferno"

Good luck with the 'less trolls' thing...I basically quit Patch for six months...yet, here I am...soon to sucked back in, I'm sure.

What a Deal!...it is widely known and realized that conservative humorist is filed next to military intelligence and jumbo shrimp. You can figure out why, we hope.

The characters in the comic are the only one's laughing....when will PATCH get a clue?

Now that's funny!!! The biggest troll on the Patch thinks that Chuck's comics are good. Chuck, if that is not a reason to quit with these comics, then there is no hope for you.

Wow, TOTBS, I can't believe we agree on something.

What's that Mike F? That Totbs said "I do" to you!

Have you ever noticed that the only person who finds your jokes funny is you?

Mike F. I posted it to facebook and the group is hysterical.

They're not laughing *with* you, they're laughing *at* you and your stupidity.

Mike F only if a moron like you could prove that! Not! I bet you would pay anything to see the Facebook postings about you and other idiots here. Some at Facebook want to know how your cousin Cheeta is?

How many of your Facebook "friends" are actual people and how many are mere figments of your imagination?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6okdbXQABzQ

Mike F. is that video from your LSD collection! Forgot to tell you the Catholic Church is considering bringing back all Fridays year round as meatless like the old days. I like the idea.

Cite your sources.

Oh, and by the way, that video is from "Journey Into Imagination! With Figment" at Epcot.

Mike F besides going to mass, even if you go that my much, do you ever speak to your Priest?

Fish on Fridays?
The U.S. Catholic Bishops are meeting in Baltimore this week for their annual gathering. Timothy Cardinal Dolan, who is Archbishop of New York and who serves as the President of USCCB, has made an interesting suggestion: that Catholics in the U.S. go back to meatless Fridays year round. This was standard practice throughout the Roman Church until just a few decades ago. Currently, the Church only requires meatless Fridays during Lent.

Cardinal Dolan had this to say on his blog:

“What about us Catholics?  For God’s sake, I trust we are recognized for our faith, worship, charity, and lives of virtue.

“What are the external markers that make us (Catholics) stand out? Lord knows, there used to be tons of them:  Friday abstinence from meat was one of them, but we recall so many others:  seriousness about Mass on Sundays and Holy Days of Obligation; fasting on the Ember Days; saints names for children; confession at least annually; loyal membership in the local parish; fasting for three hours before Holy Communion, just to name a few.

Let me guess Mike F. You well retort with that's a lie!

Have I told you today "I think you're full of BS"?

There, I did it.

Don't even get me started on that wingnut Dolan. His election to president of the USCCB over my dad's friend Bishop Kicanas has set the Church back 100 years. Next thing you know, he'll be pushing for the return of Mass being said in a language that died when Rome fell rather than in the vernacular.

Where have you been Church's are doing some Latin masses. Maybe your dads friend the Bishop wasn't qualified nor liked in the inner circle. Bring on the meatless Fridays. They don't bother me as well as Latin masses. Mike F. You are a cafeteria Catholic. Time for change in your faith. Grow up!

Bishop Kicanas was the vice president when Cardinal George was president.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Kicanas

Dolan was better qualified and a better man!

Are these kinds of "marriage" okay in your book? They are in the Good Book.

The Biblical Definition of marriage is…

- An arranged marriage—Genesis 24:1-4 (and many other passages)

- A levirate marriage (If a man died leaving no male heir, his brother was required to marry his widow and produce children)—Deuteronomy 25:5-10

- A polygamous marriage—1 Kings 11:3 (and many, many other passages)

- Not inter-racial—Deuteronomy 7:14; 1 Corinthians 7:39; 2 Corinthians 6:14

- Filled with sexual prohibitions—no intercourse during menstruation (The woman is unclean. Yet another degradation of women.) —The woman cannot withhold sex from her husband; she has to fulfill his desire for sex when he wants it. (And another example of the Bible’s misogyny)

- Not allowed to be dissolved, i.e. NO DIVORCE—Matthew 5:31-32; Mark 10:2-12; Luke 16:18

- Except when the man wanted to because his wife had become ‘displeasing’ to him—Deuteronomy 24:1-4

- Between a rapist and his victim—Deuteronomy 22:28-29

- An arranged marriage by a slave owner for his slaves—Genesis 24:4

- Can be between brother and sister—How else do you explain where Cain’s wife came from!

- Intended to produce children—Without children a woman was:
Shamed—a barren woman was looked upon as cursed by God
Unable to be saved—1 Timothy 2:15

And on, and on… ad nauseam!

Do you complain like this to your Priest? Go head and do it and see what he says. Exorcism?