Now let's see if we can find the best stuffing receipe.

I'll read you this book, but don't tell your mother that I'm reading you a scary story before bed!

T'was the night before Thanksgiving and all through the house preparation for dinner of a ruffed grouse.

After saying their prayers the pilgrims would begin to carve the tur........yada yada yada.......and that would conclude their meal.

Democrats have a lot to be thankful for.

And in the end, the Chicago Bears became the real turkey...and let us say Bear Down Turkeys!!!

So when Uncle Tom was invited to dinner, he was very excited...

Tom broke out in a cold sweat. . . he had never seen men like these before. Big black hats and beards wearing belts with enormous square buckles. . . Chortling loudly about giving 'thanks' as they rotated his poor naked cousin on a spit over the fire. Cannibal ! There was nothing to be thankful about as far as Tom was concerned

..and all the Turkeys gathered excitedly at the feast, for it was their first taste of this English type of human.

Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble. Gobble, Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble. Gobble Gobble. Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble. The End.

Then there was the great tofu revolt and the cheers among all turkey folk were great.