EvergreenPark
73°
Current Weather
- Today
- 73°
Partly cloudy with a 40 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms. Highs in the lower 80s. Southwest winds 10 to 15 mph early in the morning becoming 10 to 20 mph with gusts up to 30 mph in the late morning and afternoon.
Wed
73°
56°
Thu
56°
47°
Fri
61°
47°
Sat
64°
53°
Sun
67°
55°
Mon
72°
--°
- Local every day in
Joel
6:25 am on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Whats venison?
David Lawrence Konen
4:51 pm on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
now, THAT's a funny puchline, considering venison is cooked deer.
Frank
6:44 am on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
What do you mean the police are looking for us for running over a grandma?
Lorraine Swanson
1:43 pm on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Like.
David Lawrence Konen
4:53 pm on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Well, there's the song "Grandma got run over by a Reindeer". The first time I heard this (and I was a bit younger), I nearly LAUGHED so much, I MAY have lost myself with my emotional laughter.
Sam G
7:36 am on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
You're not seriously considering the reindeer burger?
David Lawrence Konen
4:55 pm on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Psst, Rudolph - check the menu, and see if they make any SANTA burgers - if so, order one so you WON'T have to feel so intimidated
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
7:49 am on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Elf on the Shelf is going down!
mark griffin
9:03 am on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
enough with the gas santa, my nose is burning
Tom Wallace
10:48 am on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Sorry Rudolph, no shirt no shoes...
Glenn Kadas
10:56 am on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Coffee, you know it keeps me up all night Rudolph ! Oh, I forgot.
Marianne Gillaspie
1:12 pm on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
What! I can't eat the venison! It's...It's like eating my own relatives!
Lorraine Swanson
1:43 pm on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in "Santa," it spells "Satan"?
Deborah Canino
1:57 pm on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Santa to the Reindeer: Oh look Rudolph you are the "Today's Special"!
ron szwajkowski
3:37 pm on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
i thought i saw Blitzens collar in the trash when we pulled up
Lorraine Swanson
3:51 pm on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Like.
Joe Manzo
4:48 pm on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Hey Santa, let's take our order to go, remember were double parked and running
late!
laura
5:04 pm on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
"Whaddayamean grass is illegal?"
Blackhawks Fan
5:50 pm on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Good one!!!
Madelyn Crawford
10:22 pm on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Of course I want a drink. How do you think I got this red nose?
Robert Ray
11:01 pm on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
With your nose so, bright I, could read this menu at night!
Matt O.
5:41 am on Thursday, December 20, 2012
Santa: "Would you look at that, they're all out of Dasher soup, Dancer chops, Prancer steaks, Vixen livers, Comit spaghetti, cubed Cupid , Donner dinners and Blitzen fries. I wonder what else is on the menu?"
Tom Wallace
10:13 am on Thursday, December 20, 2012
Look, everything on the menu is a BUCK.
Stephen Lewis
4:40 pm on Thursday, December 20, 2012
I don't care if venison IS the special of the day! I am not a cannibal.
Tracy Westwater
8:54 am on Friday, December 21, 2012
"I TOLD you the world wasn't going to end. Since the elves are in Hawaii, looks like its GIFT CARDS for everyone!"