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If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Mike S, with the winning caption to last week's Mime in Court cartoon:
Marcel, just for a moment, I need you to think outside the box!
Ernie Rohr
7:01 am on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
I am NEVER going to be able to hit ctrl, alt, delete !
Ernie Rohr
7:02 am on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
There NO WAY I can hit ctrl alt delete !
Ernie Rohr
7:02 am on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
There NO WAY I can hit ctrl alt delete !
Frank
7:59 am on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Man you talk about a place making you work like a horse this is it !
G Galla
8:00 am on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
I knew he was acting like a horse's a--! Now he's beginning to look like one too!
Hopeful
8:00 am on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Sometimes you can be a real horse's ass!
Billable Hours
8:30 am on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Hey John, do you keep sitting on your penis in these chairs too? (Awkward silence)
alski
8:33 am on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
That looks nothing like a carrot.
james perry
8:42 am on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Time for a new temp service...Bob asked for secretary not Secretariat help.
Beth
1:42 pm on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Good one!
james perry
8:46 am on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
After several incidents....HR is enforcing new "No horseplay" rules.
Chronicles of Bob
9:48 am on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Who took my stapler?
Bob Laird
9:52 am on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
I'm trying to apply for a job at Anheuser Busch, but they keep redirecting me to some company named Elmers. What's that about?
Chronicles of Bob
9:53 am on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
"Why you so grummpy Bob the Horse?"
"Boss has been riding me all day."
rudedog
10:24 am on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
This corporate policy of sensitivity to diversity has gone too far. I want my glue stick back!
Chronicles of Bob
1:01 pm on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
I bet you hate when a black guy is in charge od sensitivity training.
rudedog
10:27 am on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Well, what do you know, I finally found out who's behind the "Billable Hours" comments!
Billable Hours
1:12 pm on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Like!
Kathleen OShea
12:23 pm on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
A horse is a horse, of course, of course
and no one can talk to a horse of course
that is unless the horse of course
works right next to you!
Bob Snellingham
12:48 pm on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
I hate working with "neigh" sayers!
minnie ha ha
1:16 pm on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Don't call me Ass, ass.
Michael W Hof
1:17 pm on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Smart Ass
minnie ha ha
1:17 pm on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Is this what you call volunteer work, Mitt?
Beth
1:38 pm on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Yeh, I had to take a data entry job. My voice got too hoarse for telemarketing.
Harry Callahan
3:21 pm on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
"Chuck to Horse" Why the long face?"Horse to Chuck" I'm just tired of all the green thats been coming out of the office lately,is that the only color we have??
mr lahey
3:46 pm on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Horse says...BAINLAND CHINA...duhhh TPARTY....SOME other nonsense
AGENTORANGE.... duhhh.REPUBS....MITTTENS....
guy says......please shut up
Mr Phill
5:59 pm on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Freakin' Jake. Always horsing around and not working.
Mike Bird
6:32 pm on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
For the seventh year in a row I 'm the last company employee in the St. Patrick's Day parade!! WHY OH WHY!!!!!!
Harry Callahan
7:39 pm on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
What ST PATRICKS DAY parade there are so many,is that the reason for the long face these past couple of months.
Bob Laird
8:09 pm on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Good one Mike. Subtle.
Jim McGonigal
8:40 pm on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
"Ed Time for a Snickers, You're not you when you're hungry!"
Mokena Man
9:28 pm on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Frank I haven't seen you around in 8 years, why the long face.......
Looks like you have been rode hard and put away in the pasture
Maybe you should hang up your shoes and join the mayors in the pen. Sorry slip of the tongue "mares"
Mike S
5:46 am on Thursday, March 21, 2013
This desk job is just fine Perkins, but I long for the good old days with the Lone Ranger and Tonto !
G Galla
7:31 am on Thursday, March 21, 2013
We are never going to make this deadline if he keeps horsing around.
Billable Hours
9:10 pm on Thursday, March 21, 2013
How original, another chick flick starring Julia Roberts!
Mike S
5:23 am on Friday, March 22, 2013
Well Harry, its 12:00 noon........Time to strap on the old feed bag !!
Jason Dansky
1:54 am on Saturday, March 23, 2013
Wilbur, have you seen my Oats and Honey granola bar?
Kate Doyle
12:03 pm on Monday, March 25, 2013
'Meet the deadline?' 'Almost.' 'Almost only counts in horse--look who I'm telling.'